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y. We're victims of circumstance.
2. Why? Well, a myriad of reasons.
a. It's not our style.
b. It's just not fair.
c. We didn't do it. We swear.
d. We would, but we just don't want to.
e. We were abducted by aliens.
f. Our boyfriends/girlfriends dumped us by text messaging us.
g. We're scared of needles.
h. We love you, but we're not IN love with you.
i. We got stuck in the elevator.
j. We keep our website this way only to spite Google.
k.. No hablo Ingles.
l. The Earth's about to get destroyed anyway.
m. We have a slow metabolism.
n. We forgot.
o. We're still in beta testing.
p. We didn't understand the instructions. They were in Korean.
q. We accidentally spilled hot soup on our keyboards.
r. Our hamsters were on the wheel all night and kept us awake.
s. Help!! Help!! We're being oppressed!!
t. Our homework is where it belongs - at home.
u. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
v. We had the wrong glasses on.
w. We get bored.
x. Someone must have spiked our drinks.
y. We're victims of circumstance.
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