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Four Catholic Mothers
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children were.
The first mother told her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic woman chirped, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman said smugly. "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three women gave her a subtle "Well....?"
She replied, "My son is a handsome, 6 foot 8 inch, hard-bodied Chippendale stripper. Whenever he walks into a room,
everyone says, "My God."
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children were.
The first mother told her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic woman chirped, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman said smugly. "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
people say, "Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three women gave her a subtle "Well....?"
She replied, "My son is a handsome, 6 foot 8 inch, hard-bodied Chippendale stripper. Whenever he walks into a room,
everyone says, "My God."
