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"This 'telephone'
has too many
shortcomings to
be seriously
considered as a
means of
communication
The device is
inherently of no
value to us"

- Western Union
internal memo,
1876.
Four Catholic Mothers

Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children were.

The first mother told her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The second Catholic woman chirped, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."

The third Catholic woman said smugly. "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
people say, "Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic woman sipped her coffee in silence. The first three women gave her a subtle "Well....?"

She replied, "My son is a handsome, 6 foot 8 inch, hard-bodied Chippendale stripper. Whenever he walks into a room,
everyone says, "My God."