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1. Rich hotel heiresses and their celebrity friends are exempt from today's terms.
2. So if you fall into the above category, read no further.
3. See? We have compassion after all.
4. Speaking of jail, how about the indictment of Congressman William Jefferson?
5. The FBI found $90,000 in his freezer.
6. Now how do you suppose they found it when it was hidden in such a clever hiding place.
7. We find it hard to believe that any government worker would have searched that thoroughly, even the FBI.
8. Come on, who would think of searching the freezer?
9. Here's our theory of what really happened.
10. The conversation probably went something like this:
11. FBI Agent 1: "Well, we finished searching the entire house and didn't find anything."
12. FBI Agent 2: "Oh, well."
13. FBI Agent 1: "This search took a long time."
14. FBI Agent 2: "I know. I'm starving."
15. FBI Agent 1: "Me, too. I wonder if there's any Cherry Garcia."
1. Rich hotel heiresses and their celebrity friends are exempt from today's terms.
2. So if you fall into the above category, read no further.
3. See? We have compassion after all.
4. Speaking of jail, how about the indictment of Congressman William Jefferson?
5. The FBI found $90,000 in his freezer.
6. Now how do you suppose they found it when it was hidden in such a clever hiding place.
7. We find it hard to believe that any government worker would have searched that thoroughly, even the FBI.
8. Come on, who would think of searching the freezer?
9. Here's our theory of what really happened.
10. The conversation probably went something like this:
11. FBI Agent 1: "Well, we finished searching the entire house and didn't find anything."
12. FBI Agent 2: "Oh, well."
13. FBI Agent 1: "This search took a long time."
14. FBI Agent 2: "I know. I'm starving."
15. FBI Agent 1: "Me, too. I wonder if there's any Cherry Garcia."
